The new blogger pressure syndrome … What next

So what next I ask myself?? What’s my next blog going to be about! I’m irritating myself thinking about it.

My fashion zombie blog was such a big hit I’m feeling the pressure… It had 45 views, 45 views!! now I feel a pressure to write something else. But what?

I’d like to add at this point that nearly everything I write will have a sarcastic vibe… Although I don’t know why I feel the need to explain this as let’s face it the 45 views are from my friends and family who know exactly what I’m like… And yes I know I told you all to.

I need inspiration but now I’m a blogger all I can do is think about writing inspirational thoughts whilst wearing a little vest top, short pants and smoking cigarettes gazing out a window overlooking a beautiful street….. So why am I sitting on my couch like a slob, writing about nothing, wearing a Gap jumper that I’ve worn for three nights and two year old pj bottoms stained from the sauce from my earlier chicken kebab.

I’ve never tried my hand at creative writing, well apart from the abusive notes left for my husband.. I’ve even impressed myself with some of those.

So what next?!

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My first blog

Well I’m now a blogger… Never thought about actually starting one. 

 I was reading thankfifis page and noticed a bloggers competition and thought i can do that… Meaning the blog and I suppose the competition … Why not,so here I am. Got me thinking though what the hell am I going to blog about then I thought my favourite topic of conversation and one that I take seriously…. The zombie apocalypse 

Feels like nothing else

Now some may think I’m crazy and say it will never happen but there is a zombie apocalypse on its way… With preparation and knowledge we can survive and I for one plan to look fashionable while doing it.

So there are a thousand and one things to think about when your trying to survive in the land of the walking dead!! Let’s start with the most important… What does a fashion conscious lady wear that firstly will keep her alive and secondly makes her stand out in the living crowd.

Ugg Kensington Boots £240 – Reliable shoes are a must when your fighting for survival and travelling far and wide… and you will be travelling. A good strong heel is a must for obvious reasons. Uggs cannot be beaten on making super comfy footwear and are a must… Ideal.

Miss Selfridge Ultra Soft Jean £36.00 – When out and about you need to be comfortable and be able to move freely. You don’t know when you’ll be running for you life! I love Miss Selfies jeans, wash well and keep their shape.. Job done.

Warehouse Quilted Double Leather Jacket £123.75 (sale price) – Perfect material to slide out of grabbing hands. Clothing needs to be snug and fitted to help escape when a zombie lays hands on you. So many cool and sexy leather jackets out there and this shows you don’t need to spend a fortune.

Oasis Fluffy Bow Jumper £45 – Now realistically this probably isn’t the most sensible but hey there are still going to be single ladies out there … trying to catch a gents eye! This is super cute and will do the trick.

Mango Cable Knit Snood £29.99 – You need to be able to hear, you never know what’s lurking from behind so hats and earmuffs are sadly a definite no is these circumstances. I love a good snood.

Ted baker bow gloves £69 – Eh there isn’t much to say about these apart from… I want, I want.

Rebecca Minkoff Zach convertible bag £ 255.59 – Your obviously going to need a bag but Ladies it’s safety first… You may have to ditch it quick so a backpack is ideal to shrug off and this is perfect. What a versatile little number by a top designer.

Paracord bracelet £9.99 – Now this little accessory is going to save your life. Can be used for securing, pulling, shelter etc etc. You can pick these up for as little as a £1 but I loved the detail on this… There will be plenty of praying when the zombies arrive.

Total 809.32

So Ladies …. Stay safe, stay sexy.